Piano. Violin. Drums. Harry Potter. // Born in Colorado, raised in small-town Kansas. // Graduating class: 52 students // Currently: University of Kansas.Tumblr (3.0; @helpwantedxo)http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9a7a7b2927cdc14d680a0bcc54b4cfb0/tumblr_mn5tleqj5U1r6o1dlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You never know when you’ll end up near beer.</p>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/51000895223http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/51000895223Tue, 21 May 2013 12:51:14 -0500selfiesummerpartyprepared<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b981ccdeaf23f8cdbe7ea9c9d51b3337/tumblr_mmspym5BGj1s9xi07o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://all-of-the-funny.tumblr.com/post/50516629735/thatll-do-wolframalpha-thatll-do-want-more" target="_blank">all-of-the-funny</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Thatll do WolframAlpha, thatll do</p> <p><a href="http://all-of-the-funny.tumblr.com" target="_blank">want more funny?</a></p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50928090073http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50928090073Mon, 20 May 2013 15:02:00 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slyzor.tumblr.com/post/44777143811/my-mum-just-shouted-yolo-from-the-kitchen-and" target="_blank">slyzor</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>my mum just shouted “yolo!!” from the kitchen and i heard plates smash</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50919929603http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50919929603Mon, 20 May 2013 13:00:58 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4ae1eca7f90666a78e24e95e70718191/tumblr_mgjkr0qZ6J1r60ui5o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50912951934http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50912951934Mon, 20 May 2013 11:02:20 -0500death notelovegif<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snapchatting.tumblr.com/post/49875194922/cookymonsta-rnickey-im-so-glad-you-wrote" target="_blank">snapchatting</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cookymonsta.tumblr.com/post/49875062561/rnickey-im-so-glad-you-wrote-this-on" target="_blank">cookymonsta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rnickey.tumblr.com/post/45363696524/im-so-glad-you-wrote-this-on-that-text" target="_blank">rnickey</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i’m so glad you wrote “THIS ^^^^” on that text post u really made it special</p> </blockquote> <p>THIS ^^^^^</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8b7cc3cd5b2be44bea831329843acdcb/tumblr_inline_mmg35o1wSc1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50906831732http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50906831732Mon, 20 May 2013 09:01:13 -0500sarcasmthistext postcomments<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://xdominoe.tumblr.com/post/33128592699/reblog-this-if-you-have-ever-attempted-any-of-the" target="_blank">xdominoe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://loki-is-our-god.tumblr.com/post/32332418415/reblog-this-if-you-have-ever-attempted-any-of-the" target="_blank">loki-is-our-god</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://castiel-homo-of-the-lord.tumblr.com/post/31563178284/reblog-this-if-you-have-ever-attempted-any-of-the" target="_blank">castiel-homo-of-the-lord</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vorticity007.tumblr.com/post/31492532953/reblog-this-if-you-have-ever-attempted-any-of-the" target="_blank">vorticity007</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://zombieirish.tumblr.com/post/30460134566/reblog-this-if-you-have-ever-attempted-any-of-the" target="_blank">zombieirish</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><br/>-Waterbending</p> <p>-Earthbending</p> <p>-Firebending</p> <p>-Airbending</p> <p>-Using the force</p> <p>-Telekenisis</p> <p>-Flying</p> <p>-The Matrix </p> <p>-Alchemy</p> <p>-Kamehameha</p> <p>-Going Super Saiyan</p> <p>-Jutsu Hand Signs</p> </blockquote> <p>-Spells from Harry Potter</p> <p>-Shapeshifting</p> </blockquote> <p>-Breaking the 66 seals</p> <p>-Opening purgartory</p> <p>-Turning into a green rage monster</p> <p>-Being a synthesized voice program</p> </blockquote> <p>-Getting a bunch of bitches to kneel</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbjvnaZSvy1qgpsq0.png"/></p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50901853447http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50901853447Mon, 20 May 2013 07:01:39 -0500relevantmy lifeoopsthis is embarrassingnerd<p><a href="http://tommilsom.tumblr.com/post/11925820103" target="_blank">tommilsom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Two scientists walk into a bar</p> <p>The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”</p> <p>The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”</p> <p>The first scientist stares at his drink, angry that his assassination plan has failed.</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50845523087http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50845523087Sun, 19 May 2013 15:02:19 -0500scientistsjoketext posth2oassassination<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lt0vo0GH1qbofdeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lt0vo0GH1qbofdeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lt0vo0GH1qbofdeo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8lt0vo0GH1qbofdeo6_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://amaranthliebe.tumblr.com/post/47072554817/ifitsbritishimprobablyafan-i-find-myself" target="_blank">amaranthliebe</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ifitsbritishimprobablyafan.tumblr.com/post/46740795555/i-find-myself-incapable-of-not-reblogging-this" target="_blank">ifitsbritishimprobablyafan</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" height="281" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma9t4ddf7E1r43xhu.jpg" width="500"/></p> </blockquote> <p>I find myself incapable of not reblogging this.</p> </blockquote> <p>I don’t even watch spn but I laughed so hard, the <em>faces,</em> omg</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50835865635http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50835865635Sun, 19 May 2013 13:01:18 -0500moosesupernaturalprincess diariesgifsetfunnyJames: Heyyy bff you should totally be our secret keeper yeah??<br /> Sirius: Nah dude. My animagus form, the reflection of my innermost soul, is a dog, the most loyal animal ever. You should probably go with guy who turns into a rat instead, the universal symbol for betrayal. <br /> James: Ahh yeah dude you're right omg kay cool thanks brohttp://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50826993259http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50826993259Sun, 19 May 2013 11:02:01 -0500jamessiriuspettigrewharry pottermaraudersanimagusloyaltyfriendshiptext post<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fosterthenoodle.tumblr.com/post/26001729644/theres-a-very-special-place-in-heaven-for-bands" target="_blank">fosterthenoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>There’s a very special place in heaven for bands who put lyric booklets in their CD cases.</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50819300154http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50819300154Sun, 19 May 2013 09:00:46 -0500cd casesbandslyricstruthrelevantappreciated<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu01tk4AEx1qde60wo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://unpluggedoutlet.tumblr.com/post/23103151723/gurl-imma-have-to-call-you-back" target="_blank">unpluggedoutlet</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3zo61pgwy1qzflvx.png"/></p> <p>gurl imma have to call you back</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50813788421http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50813788421Sun, 19 May 2013 07:01:19 -0500commenthilariousblack girlshirtlessfunnyimage<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2ba5545e7985d17a2e56e18e5fd9f7fd/tumblr_mn0hg8isTu1r6o1dlo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>#selfie</p>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50755422693http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50755422693Sat, 18 May 2013 15:40:56 -0500selfie<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eb31530efc1837a84b47357d9af53638/tumblr_mlskpzNCHe1rgzwiro2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d7a252b6aacc755abeda0edc68f6f9f9/tumblr_mlskpzNCHe1rgzwiro3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/38de6a5faf283d62b6847c3e0143447a/tumblr_mlskpzNCHe1rgzwiro1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50752602749http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50752602749Sat, 18 May 2013 15:02:10 -0500punnyhilariouslaughingway too hardcryingdoctorimageset<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2b7ek3Eag1qad8glo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://downwith-perfection.tumblr.com/post/45626600891/this-gif-can-work-for-pretty-much-everything" target="_blank">downwith-perfection</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This gif can work for pretty much everything.</p> <p>Phone died: this gif.</p> <p>Failed a test: this gif.</p> <p>Period: this gif.</p> <p>Lots of homework: this gif.</p> <p>I feel like breaking a plate: this gif.</p> </blockquote> <p>My life.</p>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50744066942http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50744066942Sat, 18 May 2013 13:01:10 -0500this is memy liferelevantas fuckbreaking a plategiffuck the worldno fucks given<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cybertvvink.tumblr.com/post/49553823389/im-really-sore-i-need-a-cute-boy-to-give-me-a" target="_blank">cybertvvink</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m really sore I need a cute boy to give me a massage and fuck my brains out</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50735733424http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50735733424Sat, 18 May 2013 11:02:13 -0500soremassagehornyi want all of thisand also food<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/fafa49f0fce57de8d46f5d5130debdbf/tumblr_miadb8eH8N1qggs8po1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b2b21ad36cdf75e801c5e11ab3949ff2/tumblr_miadb8eH8N1qggs8po2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0e71018d45a4c5a3dff27fff8616189/tumblr_miadb8eH8N1qggs8po3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15c7f47ab8718996ebc67a614930c1a0/tumblr_miadb8eH8N1qggs8po4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a8314162cd5cc97badce4dbeea6f93ce/tumblr_miadb8eH8N1qggs8po5_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50728112468http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50728112468Sat, 18 May 2013 09:00:56 -0500this is pretty damn funnyhilariousfunnyphotosethahahasarcasmFACEPALM<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8ad31ba04d200bca0bb71ef97349f53c/tumblr_mm9y5oNCxR1qlt757o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://meladoodle.tumblr.com/post/49589276997/the-sequel-is-never-as-good-as-the-original" target="_blank">meladoodle</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/8ba7804aeed2b4253c3d90f9900bb3a4/tumblr_inline_mm9yxgvwCY1qz4rgp.png"/></p> <p>the sequel is never as good as the original</p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50722515108http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50722515108Sat, 18 May 2013 07:01:29 -0500sequelTHIS DOESNT FIT MY BLOG AT ALL<p>“We aren’t in this together” I cry as I remove an old Zac Efron poster from my wall</p>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50688234676http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50688234676Fri, 17 May 2013 19:13:23 -0500blogtext post<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/cf1a356a5b99adb2e76e8a02c4174587/tumblr_mm9yaoFer51s5jjtzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://totallytransparent.tumblr.com/post/49588567036/semi-transparent-coke-can-splashing-into-your" target="_blank">totallytransparent</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Semi Transparent Coke Can (splashing into your blog - drag it!)<br/>Made by <a href="http://totallytransparent.tumblr.com" target="_blank">Totally Transparent</a></p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50670877215http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50670877215Fri, 17 May 2013 15:02:06 -0500semi transparentcokecoca colatransparentimagethese make me wish my blog theme was better<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slydig.tumblr.com/post/49038100889/there-will-only-be-7-planets-left-after-i-destroy" target="_blank">slydig</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>there will only be 7 planets left after i destroy uranus </p> </blockquote>http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50663717554http://helpwantedxo.tumblr.com/post/50663717554Fri, 17 May 2013 13:01:06 -0500uranusplanetstext posthilariouscryingoh my godthis is the funniest thing everTHIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEENhahahalmfaolmaogod damni can't stopstill laughingstill cryingcan't stop